So after a lovely weekend with the Mrs. I have come to Pomona to hang with the Stanley brothers. It is going to be legen... wait for it.... awesome! Here are the reasons it is going to be awesome hanging out with david.
The Buttsecks

I will likley be sleeping in the bunk bed above David tonight or below him i guess. Either way, one of the two likely ways one would sleep in relation to another in a bunk style bed. Wherever I might be laying serious buttsecks lies in my future. Dave will likely wait until i am asleep then ambush me. He will rip me from my bed and force me into severe buttsecksin. And it will be awesome! ish....
The Lulz...
The reason we do anything, for the lulz. Within these next few days or hours (depending on how long it takes for Robert to kick me out) many lulz will be had. It is only hanging out with Dave it get retorts like:
“You know what the whitest thing about my family is? Well except the plantation” –David, giving Marlon a tour of the house.
While I am neither Black, nor Marlon I'm sure something that makes me feel dirty and laugh until my nose bleeds will be said.
And I've suddenly forgotten the rest... O well. That's all you get tonight interwebs!