Tuesday, August 10, 2010

EVENT HORIZON

HOLY FUCK THIS MOVIE.

So I dunno if you've seen Event Horizon, but a gateway to hell is opened because people fuck with physics. Sounds like the Large Hadron Collider.
So i sent this email.

Good Day Mr. Gillies,

While I appreciate the great strides CERN has made in physics and science. I have just finished watching the movie "Event Horizon". In this movie the character played by Sam Neil, messes with physics and ends up opening a gateway to hell. This besmerchment of the laws of physics, space and time, opened up the GATEWAY TO HELL. I am mildly concerned that this will happen with the Large Hadron Collider. I am hoping some tests have been run to make sure that it will not open a hole to a negative dimension or HELL. I hope that you look in to this as fast as humanly possible.

Good Day,

Matt Rodriguez


May god help us all you CERN bastards.

2 comments:

  1. Huh. Also kinda remains me how scientists open up a portal to hell in Doom using teleportation technology.

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  2. SCIENCE!

    Not all science is is hellish you know :D

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